Delta to Marines: Drop Dead

This just makes me livid, first at the premenstrual polyester wrapped hairsprayed house-cow from Chicago and then at the 'just following orders' morons at Delta.

All I have to say is don't even think of letting this happen if you're on the same flight as me. ( not that I fly Delta with any regularity, I just dont think I should have to go to Salt Lake City and sit for 2 hours to get to Seattle from Sacramento, but hey, I'm just picky I guess.)

To better serve the 'weak willed' amongst us who still cant see who deserves more service than others, I present:

Varifrank's 'order of precedence' for serving people( highest to lowest):

1. Small Children
2. Mothers of Small Children
3. Pregnant women
4. Elderly or infirmed
5. Men or Women in Service ( Military, Police, Fire )
6. Family of Men or Women in Service ( Military, Police, Fire )
7. You
8. Me
9. Vendor ( Airline, Hotel, Resort ) Personnel
10. Holders of elective office

You get it people? It's not about you.

Why is Delta going bankrupt? Gosh, I can't figure it out.......

Update I : I worked at Delta for 18 months. The people I know there are a hundred times more mad at this than I am.

Update II: 'premenstrual polyester wrapped hairsprayed house-cows' come on this list right after "recently paroled criminals" and right before "convicts en route to prison".

Posted @ September 09, 2004 10:21 AM | Current Affairs

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