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If a satellite falls.......

Will CNN report it?

Reuters Headline:
State that voted for Bush in 2000 has role in failure of science.

AP Headline:
NASA workers take heat as Bush Administration drops statellite.

NY Times Headline:
Earth pays for failure of Bush administration.

LA Times Headline:
Satellite falls in wasteland beyond Barstow.

Seattle Times Headline:
Big light in sky scares llama herds for miles around. Council of shaman report " It's Bushs fault"

Boston Globe Headline:
Kerry would have caught satellite.

Chicago Tribune Headline:
Bush drops satellite on purpose to help friends in aerospace industry.

Update: National Review Magazine:
Metaphor for Kerry campaign lands in Utah.

Posted @ September 08, 2004 10:23 AM

Comments

Arab News: Mossad destroys American Satellite

Tehran News: Allah strikes down American space weapon designed to attack Peaceful Bushehr reactor.

DPRK: Dear Leader strikes down Space Bourne Evil. "Satellite" built by Jackals with technology and designs stolen from Dear Leader and the People's Juche Cosmic Development Center.

Posted by: Eric Akawie at September 8, 2004 12:36 PM

The al-Queda Gazette: Osama cousin and half brother of GWB fails to pull pin on worlds first nuclear hand grenade. Dud falls safely in Nevada desert.

UPDATE: Bush claims perpetrator isn't Osama's cousin. Ashcroft sent to Nevada with team from CSI Mecca.

Posted by: Marc at September 9, 2004 08:48 AM

BBC: George Bush's war has clearly eviscerated the Colonies ability to handle a space programme. Clearly he will now have to cut and run in Iraq.

Posted by: Robert at September 9, 2004 10:57 AM