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Elmer Fudd Endorses Kerry

What do I see in this picture? Three guys hunting, one guy talking. That's Kerry in a nutshell. Don't you hate being in a blind with one of these guys? talk,talk,talk,talk all day long, you might as well go hunting with a girl. When it comes time to shoot, their gun has a rag in the barrel, they cant find their ammo and have to borrow yours, you always have to make sure they are sitting in front of you because you dont want to get a sideswiping shot from him because mr. chatty-cathy cant shut up for 20 seconds to keep his eyes on the geese.
Is there anything more pathetic than being the only hunter in your group who didnt bag his limit? Oh yeah, there is one thing, a phony as a wooden watch east coast politician out pandering to the country bumpkins in flyover land to prove he's a "man of the people".
Posted @ October 22, 2004 12:30 PM | Election 2004
The WAPO article seems to indicate that he actually shot one, but someone else carried it out. I have some doubts about whether he actually shot one. Geese are difficult birds to hunt, even for experienced hunters. . Kerry should stop pretending he's such a hunting buff..!
Posted by: Suman Palit at October 22, 2004 03:00 PM
I'm lost, He goes hunting to "prove" he's a hunter, but can't be seen with a bird, as it would prove that he's an uncaring animal killer.
Palit - your piece is much more clear than mine.
Posted by: Frank Martin at October 22, 2004 03:05 PM
lets see, windsurfing, snowboarding, kite surfing, and now goose hunting. just one more vacation postcard from that hard working stiff, little john kerry. and the left complains about President GW going to his ranch. the President is always on the clock, no matter where he is.
a person i know from Massachusetts told me, in 20 years of campaigning, he has never seen john kerry doing a hunting photo op. ever!
if we did not know already, what a phoney!
Posted by: robert at October 22, 2004 03:40 PM
on a second note, if he was to hang with my group of friends, all hard core surfers, he'd have earned the nickname, parking lot john.
Posted by: robert at October 22, 2004 04:12 PM
It would also appear that he is allowing his fingers/hand to touch the metal part of the gun's barrel, a true no-no for most real hunters (my dad taught me this when I was 8-9 years old), as the sweat from one's hand has a corrosive effect on the gun. Oh, and allowing somebody else to carry out your kill is the rough equivelant of having them carry out your jockstrap from the lockeroom after basketball practice: A true friend would refuse to do it.
Posted by: PDS at October 23, 2004 07:52 AM
talk, talk, talk, talk all day long, you might as well go hunting with a girl.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't have anything to add, really. That just cracked me up.
Posted by: Tanya at October 25, 2004 06:21 PM



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