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Lunch With the Boys.....

Scene: (Sheraton Suites Hotel Lobby Restaurant )

NG: Hey, you know who I think is hot?

FM: No, Who?

NG: That chick in the Valtrex commercial.

TD: Valtrex?

FM: Valtrex, It prevents Herpes outbreaks.

NG: Oh. Sorry I asked! I guess her agent couldnt get her that Chronic Gastric Distress PSA. I guess she had to settle for "The herpes job". I'm sure her parents run to the tivo to record every time shes on TV so they can play it for their friends at the country club " HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, our little margie is is a HERPES COMMERCIAL!!!!

FM: Yeah,she is nice. But I don't think I'd let the fact that shes a fictional commercial actress who may or may not have a communicable lip born disease get in the way of your happiness.

NG: Oh, like you're better off.

TD: Why do you say that?

NG: Watch this - (SHOUTS) "SIGOURNEY WEAVER!'

FM: (YELLS) HOT!!!!!!

NG: See what I mean...

TD: Oh, wait a minute! What about that chick in the Pepto Bismol Commercial, the one at the end of the line simulating a diahrreah attack?

FM: Come on! Can't you pick anyone normal? Tiny Fey? Liv Tyler? Minnie Driver?

NG: Wait, what about the chick in the " My Man takes Levitra..." Commercial?

FM: AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

NG: (SHOUTS AGAIN) SIGOURNEY WEAVER!

FM: See, now youre just screwing with me.

NG: (SHOUTS ) "SIGOURNEY WEAVER!!!!

FM: (SHOUTS LOUDER ) VALTREX GIRL!!!!!

NG: (SHOUTS ) "SIGOURNEY WEAVER!!!!

FM: (SHOUTS ) VALTREX GIRL!!!!!

TD: Waiter! - the tranqilizer gun!, if you would be so kind!

Posted @ December 08, 2004 04:56 PM | Current Events

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