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Kim Meets Mr. Winston Wolf.

North Korea's Kim says nuclear talks can resume 'if conditions met'

Hmmmmm. "What If..." Winston Wolf - A Character from Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, (a part played perfectly by Harvey Kietel) joined the State Department? I believe it would go something like this...

Kim: A please would be nice.

The Wolf: What?

Kim: I said a please would be nice.

The Wolf: Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.

Chinese Delegate: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...

Kim: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, get back to the bargaining table and let's cut a deal, shall we?

Oh yeah and just to get the 'Dear Leaders' attention, we apparently ran anti-sub drills against North Korea after the "We Got Nukes" announcement.

Posted @ February 21, 2005 04:45 PM | Current Affairs