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Reuters: Insurgent Video Shows Downing of US Aircraft.

Well what can I say? It might be a fake, but it's based on truth.

Free Sgt. Cody and Major Matt Mason, Bring the toy troops Home NOW...

( Bloggers note: Can you get any more impotent than this? Toys? Who are they kidding? Did they think no one would notice? It has to be a bad week to be an islamic teenage terrorist, first old women and young girls laugh at you and vote, despite everything you told them, now in your bold attempt to get some publicity, someone in your cell decides to use his G.I. Joe collection to convince the Americans to leave Iraq.

I would say that no one could be this dumb, then I remembered Mohammed Salameh. He was the guy who wanted to get his deposit back from the rental agency after using it to bomb the WTC. I thought to myself that people must eat a lot of lead paint chips in the Middle East...

Perhaps the real reason we havent seen Osama is that CIA operatives infiltrated his team and convinced him to go out on a snipe hunt, or sent him to try to find a metric cresent wrench or just perhaps a spool of flightline. For all we know, the Al Queda morons that made the Sgt. Cody video think that he really is a US soldier.

...Tricky infidel devils, you cant trust them, they just might have shrunk down to small size to invade our homes and mosques secretly and this infidel, "Sgt. Cody" is just playing dead so we will leave him alone, I know I saw the imperialists do it on teevee once in an episode of "I Dream of Jeanie" (or was it Green Acres?, I can't remember, all infidel teevee shows look the same). Oh look Achmed!, that infidel 'Road Runner' is on, it must be the "Warner Brothers Hour" on Al Jazzeera. Someday, God willing, the Coyote will catch that Zionist Road Runner and then God will have his revenge I tell you... What does your "secret decoder ring" say Achmed? Drink More Ovaltine? What does that mean? What is Ovaltine? Is this some impure drink for the devil infidel unbelievers? Go check on the hostage "Sgt. Cody" Achmed. Let's see how he withstands the dreaded "magnifing glass of doom" Bwhahahahahaha!!!! Shhhh, quiet! "Warner Brothers Hour" is starting... )

UPDATE: In creepy parallel, the name given by the Al queda idiots of the captured toy soldier is "John Adam". The name of the guy who wrote the article on Mohammed salameh? James Adam.

UPDATE: The Beacon of Truth and Honesty in the UK, The Guardian, is acting like the story is true, making me wonder if they even bothered to look at the picture. Well why would they?, since its the insurgents saying it, it just has to be true.

Posted @ February 02, 2005 12:01 AM | Current Affairs

Posted by: frankr at February 2, 2005 07:48 AM