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Planet Castro - Part 5

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You people think its easy being 'el commandante'? you come up here and see how it feels to wear cotton green uniform pants in the sweltering Cuban summer. No, As a matter of fact they dont breathe, and NO - NOBODY TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I ORDERED 30,000 PAIR!!!!

Chafe? Ha! I got yer chafe right here pal. But can I get a little Gold Bond medicated powder? Nooooooooo, not me, all powerrful 'el commandante', I can get 100,000 chinese rice cookers but a little talc powder for the kiester? ha... Cocaine can fall from the sky in 2 ton bricks, but a case of talcum? a little Avon skin-so-soft? Feh!

yeah, you go tell me how easy it is being 'El jefe'. I got a set of bubble gum pink butt cheeks here to show you how easy it is....

Posted @ March 18, 2005 12:20 AM | Current Affairs

Comments

Were I caught in that circumstance I would not hesitate to experiment with the use of marching powder as anti-chaafing powder.

Posted by: triticale [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 18, 2005 08:49 AM