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FBI's Mark Felt: I was "Deep Throat"

Dear Playboy Magazine,

I wish to cancel my subscription immediately. Upon hearing the news that Former FBI officer Mark Felt was in fact, "Deep Throat" and not former Ivory Soap model Marylin Chambers as I had been lead to believe, I have decided to pluck my eyes from their ocular sockets and become a hermit monk, and thus your magazine will no longer be of use to me.

Yours Truly,
Varifrank

Posted @ May 31, 2005 07:08 PM | Current Affairs