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My Thoughts on the filibuster compromise

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Wha? Did someone say something? You disturbed a perfectly good late spring afternoon nap for this?

So what do I "Coach Varifrank" think of the compromise?

Three words:

Couldnt.
Care.
Less.

And Why can't I, "Coach Varifrank" care any less?

BECAUSE YOU SO CALLED REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS SURE AS HELL DONT!!!!
What is that saying? One useless man is a disgrace, two are a law firm and three or more is a Congress of the United States! Well then perhaps I'll just add one more stanza,

Four or more useless men are a REPUBLICAN SENATE MAJORITY.

Frist? Hey buddy, Thanks for empowering the Democrats. I wanted you to rip their hearts out of their chest with your bare hands and show it to them before the died, but nooooooo, you had to get all "bi-partisan" on us. I sure hope you didnt suck this bad as a heart surgeon as you clearly do as a Senator, because if you did then half of Tennessee must be walking around on respirators. John Mccain, Oh yeah buddy, you're my hero alright, now what party do you belong to again?

BECAUSE I CANT FREAKIN TELL!

Did I just watch the entire Republican party stick their neckties into the papershredder in hope that someday, maybe, the Democrats will be "nice to them" when they lose the Congress? Did I just watch that happen? Who plays like that? Losers play like that. Thats right, L-O-S-E-R-S. Get used to it fellas. You clearly stood way too long and waay too close in the Senate urinals next to that sad sack John Kerry, because he's got his damn loser taint on every single one of you.

What do you think the Democrats are going to do to you? You think they are going to be nice now that you've played nice? Do you really think thats how it works? ARE YOU IDIOTS!? HAS ANYONE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE AISLE IN THAT ENTIRE LEGISLATIVE BODY EVER ONCE READ A SINGLE DAMN POLITICAL HISTORY BOOK EVER? DEMOCRATS-HAVE-NO-SCRUPLES, PERIOD! NOT NOW, NOT EVER. THEY ARE NOT YOUR "ESTEEMED FRIENDS IN THE SENATE". You are standing in the way of the one thing the covet more than life itself, Power. They will stop at nothing to get it, and you just taught them how fun it is to play with Republicans, like mountain lions learning how fun it is to play with a stray jogger. Now that they know how good that middle class suburban jogger meat tastes like, they are going to keep coming back for more, until one of the joggers finally brings a damn shotgun.

The Democrats are going to slaughter you and as far as I'm concerned, GOOD! Right now, I'm in a mood to help them slaughter you. If this is your "A" game, maybe its time you went back to the triple A team in Pigsnuckle Arkansas for awhile. Maybe you need to be reminded how its sucks to be playing Triple AAA ball with the boys rather than up in "the show" with the men.

You want to play like you're losers?, then go be losers.

I have no time for suckers. Get off my bus and take your sorry compromising empty lawyer suits and your fatasses and go find someone who will help you "grow a pair". When your balls finally drop and you can actually fill an athletic supporter with something besides your hand, then you can give me a call, but until then, dont pretend we are on the same team.

Dont you even go there.

I cannot believe the amount of hard work, the time, the money, the effort we all wasted making you a Republican Senate majority, just to have you hand it back to the Democrats for nothing.

For absolutely nothing.

Posted @ May 23, 2005 09:16 PM | Current Affairs

Posted by: SquareSlant at May 24, 2005 09:16 AM