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In Defense of Tom Cruise

“The incident was for a new entertainment show, part of which involves playing comedy pranks".

“It was not intended to cause offence and was very much in a spirit of fun. We hope Tom Cruise will be able to see the joke in the spirit with which it was intended.”

PR guru Max Clifford said: “I understand him being angry, but keep things in perspective. This doesn’t merit an arrest.”

Dear Mr. Clifford;

Heres a little "perspective" for you. This time it was water, but it could have been sulfuric acid . Im sure thats what just went through Mr. Cruises mind in that millisecond between shock and horror and slight relief that he discovered it was "just water".

That's what Mr. Cruise has to wonder every time he shakes a hand from a fan, is this a handshake or a potential threat on my life? Because no thanks to mindless goons like yourself, you cant tell anymore.

The world is full of little horrid, pathetic people who want to validate their existence by making headlines. If they cant make headlines by doing something good, they will very often do something bad. Do the names Mark David Chapman or Lee Harvey Oswald mean anything to you?

Tom Cruise shouldnt have had your little goons arrested, he shouldve put them in the hospital, then had then arrested.

Posted @ June 21, 2005 10:54 AM | Current Affairs