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Japan's Middle-Aged Men Start to Preen

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Japanese begin to shows signs of possible extinction due to lack of viable mating options.

"Childhood exposure to massive quantities of cheap plastic toys increases estrogen levels in Japanese men" Say Puzzled experts.

Biololgists discover odd new paradox where Japanese women become more beautiful as they age but Japanese men becoming increasingly childlike.

"High levels of dietary Seaweed makes you act like a girl" says Varifrank.

Strange "whirring" sound overheard from within the Tomb of Admiral Yamamoto, reports Tokyo News.

Single Japanese Women prone to public sobbing and general dispair as dating prospects dry up.

"Where did we go wrong" Japanese parents say to therapists.

Posted @ June 10, 2005 12:41 PM | Current Affairs