Americas New Motto

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Thanks to the work of the NASA Deep Impact Team, Here are a list of new Mottos for the country.

United States Of America:
We Hit What We Aim At.

United States Of America:
Didja notice Chirac Didn't Open His Yap About Our Cuisine? Coincidence? We Think Not...

United States Of America:
If we can hit a snowball on the other side of the solar system with a copper baseball, what do you think the chances are that we cant hit you here on earth?

United States Of America:
We liked Comet Tempel; Imagine what we could have done if we hadnt.

United States Of America:
Go Ahead ET, Phone home. We'll be right here waiting for you and you six fingered friends when they come back to play in our park.

United States Of America:
Comets: 0 - USA: 1.

United States Of America:
A Bomber in every sky
A Carrier in every Sea
A Comet Crashing Satellite in Every Solar System.

United States Of America:
Other Countries whine about Comets, America does something about them.

United States Of America:
Free from the Dirty Space Snowball scourge for 200+ years.

Face it, they would look good embossed on the back side of a quarter...

Posted @ July 05, 2005 04:01 PM | Current Affairs

Comments

the very best post I've read today............

Pamela aka "Atlas"

Posted by: Pamela aka "Atlas" [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 6, 2005 09:33 AM