Bush Admin Conspires To Remove 'Rove-gate' From Nations Headlines

Bush Prime Time announcement "allegedy" to announce new Supreme Court Nominee. Details at 18:00 Pacific.

Wouldnt it be funny if he just came out to say he was going on vacation?

UPDATE: Judge John C. Roberts Jr.

NOT - The two Ediths.
NOT - Alberto Gonzalez.
NOT - John Cornyn.
NOT - A Woman.

Dont Pundits have some sort of a shelf life if they continue to guess wrong?

UPDATE II: Confirmed by 99-0 in the Senate. That means Schumer voted for him, Boxer voted for him, Reid voted for him. Kerry voted for him. What are they going to say? Oh we didnt mean it? Oh, but look at his record? We have concerns? How does Schumer get to say "I didnt vote for him in committee but I voted for him in the full Senate?

I have no doubt that the left will now paint this excellent pick as the spewed-from-his-forehead-spawn-of-satan himself.

See, Winning counts.

UPDATE III: You know what the very best thing is about Senator Schumer? When he opens his yap, it sucks all the oxygen out of the room, causing great distress to the vocal cords of Senator Clinton and Senator Leahy.

Favorite Opposition quote so-far: On CSPAN, Caught a media-dork ask Schumer-Leahy "What does the Roberts nomination mean for Native Americans in this country?"

Ok, Cue up the gypsy violins!

What about the Eskimos? The Penguins? What about the penguins Senator Schumer? What about the 'little people'? Leprachauns? What about the pixies and the sprites? Who will be their voice? What about people with webbed feet? What about kids who have to work at Burger King as a "closer" so they can pay their rent while they go to college carrying a 18 unit load a semester? What about them, huh? Judge Roberts doesnt know anything about the webfooted fast food worker, because well you know, he's a white guy...

and you know what those people are like, dont you.

Posted @ July 19, 2005 04:04 PM | Current Affairs

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