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Republican Prison Scandal

Gasp! Another Prison Scandal! How can that be!

Needless prisoners deaths? Roughly One Inmate Death per week? Why Havent I heard this before? Medical malfeasance? Oh, Say It Isnt So!

Oh no, It gets worse:

An inmate's spine was injured in a fight.

A doctor refused to believe the inmate's claim that he couldn't move, and the doctor wrenched the inmate's head and neck during the examination, aggravating his paralysis.

An inmate reported to the infirmary seeking emergency treatment with signs of shock.

A doctor already under investigation for two previous suspicious deaths prescribed antibiotics for what he said was bronchitis. When the inmate collapsed on the way back to his cell, the guards brought him back. The doctor ordered that the inmate be given intravenous fluids, but when the staff could not find a vein, the inmate was simply returned to his cell. The inmate died the next day from a serious lung ailment.

Man, how will the Muslims ever forgive us? This is just going to formet more recruiting for al-queda. I just knew this was going to happen.

Oh…My…GOD!!!! DICK DURBIN WAS RIGHT!!!! ALERT THE PRESS! COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! LOOK, LOOK DETAINEES REALLY ARE BEING REPRESSED.

Wait a second? Where in Cuba is “San Quentin”? Oh, its not in Cuba, its Blue State California, right in center of the ‘Bluest of the Blue’ counties, Marin County. Howard Dean is considered a ‘right winger’ in Marin. This is Barbara Boxers home territory. Both Senators and the entire legislature is in Democratic party and has been for years.

Oh, Oh....

Oh look, the Governor is Republican, so that makes it a worthy story after all. Ah, good, we can relax. For a second there, I thought we might have a problem. Whew…! That was close.

Posted @ July 01, 2005 10:43 PM | Current Affairs