Next up on "Thats Incredible!"

Pat Robertson says "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it..."

The "Him" that Pat says "needs to be taken out" is our hemispheres very newest Banana Dictator, Hugo " El Borracho" Chavez. Sure, on a certain metaphsysical "16th beer and jaegermister chaser of the night on an empty stomach" level I agree, but It's Pat Robertson saying it, not me, and as far as I can tell Pats not the "drink to excess and say stupid things" type of guy.

I think I ruined my keyboard and monitor with a good old fashioned Danny Thomas "spit take" when I read the headline. Hearing Pat Robertson say "Let's take him out" is like reading that Mr. Rogers called someones wife a "toothless two dollar skank".

It's just not something you expect to hear.


Posted @ August 22, 2005 09:23 PM

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I dunno, Robertson's always struck me as a loose cannon with skittish marbles as it is. I'm not the least bit surprised, really. I don't put a great deal of stock in his religious titles. Sure, he's very much a religious man but he's never been a shrinking violet for it. He's in the old "beat the devil out of 'em with a stick" mold.

Posted by: OBloodyHell [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2005 01:30 AM

Ah, also BTW...

Stephanopoulos Urged Foreign Assassination

No media bias. Nahhhh.

Posted by: OBloodyHell [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2005 02:20 AM

OK, no support for A tags...
Stephanopoulos Urged Foreign Assassination
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/8/24/122804.shtml

Posted by: OBloodyHell [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2005 02:21 AM