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"Port Kerfuffle" is now officially "Closed"

Once an area of serious debate makes good fodder for satire and comedy, the half-life of the contrived media issue can be said to no longer be radioactive.

Frank J. marks the official closing on the ports issue with this brillaint piece.

Oh, and now that Howard Dean thinks that the ports issue as advantage to the Democrats, that pretty means that this particular "vampire" has returned to its coffin and had the lid nailed shut.

I'm just waiting for AL Gore to show up and drive a stake through its heart.

Howard Dean continues to demonstrate that no matter how badly the Republicans screw something up, he will always be there to frame the issue in such a way to make Democrats look even worse.

Say, its that a FLAG on the Democrats web page? An American Flag? Is this "net sabotage"? Have they been hacked? Next thing you know, they'll be supporting troops and denouncing Cindy Sheehan and singing 'God Bless America'...

Oh, I do crack my self up sometimes, but picture the campaign ad for Just a second.

Democrats waving the flag.
Howard Dean singing 'God Bless America' as he walks across a wheatfield in overalls, hand in hand with the basic farmer types in overalls.

As he is carrying a shotgun, while driving a pickup truck and going to a NASCAR Race.

All while talking about "Defending America"

...FROM FORIENGERS!!!!

Bwhahahahahah. ooohhhhehehehehhhhahahahhooo..hehhahahahhhaha.

Oh, yeah, and 'Stuart Smalley' is going to run for the Senate.

haHAHHAHAHhahahahahah,..... Oh, please, stop! I cant take it....

My sides hurt. oh man.

Ok, Prediction time. Howard and the Democrats are now pushing the "Defending America" as the central theme of the 2006 campaign. Uh, oh, hold on..

hehehehahahahahhohohohohoahahahahha.

Selected, Not Elected. Nope.
Bush Lied. Nope.
Economy. Nope.
War on Terror. Nope.
Halliburton. Nope.
Enron. Nope.
Bush is Dumb. Nope.
Iraq is a quagmire. Nope.
Wont Work With Allies. Nope.
Squandered good will around the world. Nope.

And now its come down to "Not Racist Enough". or "Isolationism For-ever!"

Yeah, that'll work.

hehehehahahahahhohohohohoahahahahha. oh man...

Posted @ February 28, 2006 02:21 PM | Current Affairs

Posted by: Igotbupkis at March 1, 2006 11:38 AM

Posted by: lj at March 1, 2006 01:37 PM