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Spin to victory

subtitle: Why Varifrank will never be hired by a newspaper...

(parody alert...)
In cities across America, expatriate citizens of the corrupt socialist regime of Mexico protested for the inclusion of Mexico into the United States. Exiled from their country due to centuries of repression at the hands of tyrants, Mexicans revel in the freedom and prosperity they have found within the worlds oldest and most successful Democracy. "In American, we can protest even though we are not citizens. In Mexico, we would be shot for this even though we are citizens there. We are more free as illegals in the US than citizens of Mexico! This is truly a great country!" said one protester.

Protestors chanted "We are not going back" and proudly flew the flag of their adopted country in a sign of solidarity with the nation that has welcomed them with open arms. While Mexico continues to presecute undocumented citizens in their country, the United States is unique in the world as being very open in its policies of immigration. Sources say that unlike Mexico where legal penalties are severe for violation of immigration rules; Americans regularly overlook labor laws and citizenship requirements as a way to assist their neighbors to the south in their heartfelt wish to become part of this country. "Americans are immigrants, they know what its like to be on the run from failed governments like ours in Mexico" said one marcher today in Los Angeles.

Due to increasing examples of corruption and the continued use of failed socialist economics to prop up the PRI regime, Mexican citizens are abandoning their failed government in a greatly increasing annual rate. Observers of the state of government between the two countries have begum to hear rumors that high level members of the Mexican government quietly support what has become an increasing call by their exiled citizens to have the individual states of Mexico become "protectorate territories" of the United States; which is the first legal step to inclusion in the Union,eventually leading to full statehood.

The US Ambassador to Mexico could not be reached for comment on the rumors that he has recently met with President Vincente Fox to begin talks on secession.

An unnamed official of the Mexican government is quoted as saying "Look at Arizona and California, when we had they were a total wasteland and today they are a paradise! Imagine if Sonora or Baja California were to become part of the United States. The wealth they could generate would be staggering".

Posted @ May 01, 2006 12:48 PM | Current Affairs

Posted by: ic at May 1, 2006 08:59 PM