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Australia Deploys Weapon of Mass Destruction

The cruel and evil Aussie bastards have deployed the most venal, evil and crippling Weapon of Mass Distruction known to mankind.

Have they no honor?

The horror, the horror....

How long until this horrible weapon falls into the hands of al-queda?

How long until Kim il-Jong is throwing this weapon across the DMZ into South Korea, sending waves of humanity running and shreiking in panic?

Its time to have another Geneva convention. This weapon must be brought under control.

Posted @ July 17, 2006 10:29 AM | Current Affairs

Comments

I am actually relieved. My first thought was that they were going to deploy the Vegemite Bomb!

Posted by: Alan at July 17, 2006 11:11 AM

There is no controlling the Manilow. It's all right there in the name--It was conceived to bring all of Man low. "How you doin', Man?" "Man, I low." "How low." "Man, real, real low." Don't even get me started on the evil, depression-inducing power of Mandy--"You came and you gave without taking"--talk about setting all of Man up with false expectations. We should all be thankful that it is one our allies who has chosen to first wield this instrument of destruction.

Posted by: DBrooks at July 18, 2006 10:05 AM

I was hoping that pussy would identified as the greatest weapon of mass destruction.

Well....


since it is!

Posted by: TC at July 20, 2006 02:05 AM