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Thank you for delaying my flight

I've just returned from the second of what will be eleven trips this summer as I complete this years "Meatgrider" project.
Theres a show called "Airline" which gives a real life view of what its like on the ground for people working for or flying on Southwest Airlines. One of the most common things you see on the show are passengers in the process of screaming at the Southwest staff for some problem in scheduling, 98% of which are caused by the passenger themselves. Since I travel a great deal, and I often travel on Southwest, people often ask me what I think about that strategy. My feeling is that it doesnt help to yell at the staff. It really doesnt, it may make you feel better but it really doesnt change anything. Stomp your feet, get angry, yell and scream all you want, not much is going to change as a result. It may actually make things worse.
On this trip I got to witness this revolting human behavior first hand. I was scheduled for a connecting flight through Denver, when just as we were boarding the aircraft, the flight crew stopped the boarding process and said they had a problem that required a "safety check". Well I know what that means, it means that in the pre-flight inspection check of the aircraft by the flight crew, one of the flight crew found something that could possibly be a problem. I'm ok with that, I'd much rather have a problem found on the ground than a problem found in mid air. If you find a problem on the ground, its usually fixable. If you find it in mid air, the NTSB will usually notify your survivors of what the problem was that caused you to depart this mortal coil.
So there we stood waiting to board for all of about 20 minutes when it started. The "it" being the moans, groans wingeing and whining. This didnt end for almost 12 hours. I was standing next to a lady who was carrying a dog on the flight. You know the type of dog I'm talking about, a little yappy white haired dog that fits in carry on bag. and you know what they say about dogs and their owners and how they start too look alike, well its true! She starts carrying on about how shes going to miss her connection and that simple thought starts to carry through the crowd like a virus. At the 20 minute mark the cell phones begin to open and conversations start about how "this crappy airline" has brought western civilization to an end. Mind you, the airline, the crew and the desk agents have performed, in my opinion, perfectly. The flight crew has recognized a potentially deadly problem with the aircraft and have called in the mechanincs to look at it. The desk agents have told us exactly what is going on, and they've begun the process of putting people on other flights on other airlines. The desk agents didnt break the plane, the desk agents havent lied. So far, all that has happened is that weve been delayed for 20 minutes.
But at the 20 minute delay point, people are starting to scream at the staff. and when I say "scream" I mean just that. Papers are flying, accusations are being made, people are banging on the windows, all that unpleasant mob mentality stuff. I'm completly embarrased by the displays of emotion over what is a simple and easily addressed problem. I feel sorry for the guy who is going to miss his wedding rehearsal, but I think missing a wedding reheasal is a minor inconvience compared to having youre fiance have to plan your funeral because you died in a plane crash.
Sometimes I think people forget that air travel is a miracle. It may seem like it sometimes, but it is not the cross town bus.
So what am I doing while all this is going on? Well I'm waiting quietly and staying out of the way. I'm not changing my flight, I'm not screaming at the staff. It's not because I'm not going to miss my flight - I will. Its not becuase I dont care - I do. It's because it doesnt help - It doesnt help me, and it doesnt help the staff or the flight crew. The problem will sort itself out. If its cancelled, I will be rescheduled. I have the 800 phone line to United and I know how to use a phone. I know the options in and out of my little regional airport. I know that United is not going to fly a Lear Jet just to get me where I want to go. There are 100,000 people flying United today. I'm just one of those people.
But here's the real reason I am taking a position of peaceful zen like quietness. I want a flight crew who takes the time and effort to look at information and make clear headed decisions about whether we should fly or not. I do not want to help create conditions where the flight crew or the company feel pressure to fly when they probably shouldnt be.
It's not engine failure or bad aircaft designs that kill passengers and flight crews on aircraft but "Gotta-get-there-itis". This easily preventable disease is still the biggest killer of flight crews and passengers in the world, and its the passengers and the pressures they put on flight crews to "get there" that serve as one of the root causes to this horrible disease.
In my case, the flight crew of this particular United flight noticed a small hydraulic leak on the verticle stablizer. No big deal you say? Well commercial jets dont fly so hot without working hydraulic systems. (Remember this?)
They could have ignored it, its just a small spot of fluid, they could've come from anywhere (C'mon man, we gotta get going, dont worry about that little thing...You can almost hear the thoughts run through the flight officers head cant you...). The fact is, they chose not to and I want to encourage that sort of thing. It makes me, as a frequent flyer feel much better knowing that the standard for pre flight aircraft inspection is "safety" not a whole host of passenger " I missed my connection" concerns or people calling from the home office telling the pilot to look the other way because the passengers are screaming to get the plane off the ground and "granny fatpants" is going to miss her Square Dance at the local Temperance Hall on Saturday.
I'd much rather be inconvenienced by a delay, than dead from a bad decision. For me what matters is safety above all. The emphasis for scheduling is up to me. If I'm flying on a tight schedule and the schedule doesnt work, its ok, most of the schedule is out of my control. If its within my control to change my schedule by flying with fewer stopovers or with bigger layover windows, or heaven forbid - early, I do it. If I dont have those options, well I take the chance that a simple delay could blow the whole trip. It does happen, but its not the worst thing in the world. This is the worst thing in the world. I missed this flight because I was stuck in a meeting that went long. One of my coworkers managed to catch it. He was interested in getting home for his kids first Halloween.
He didnt make it.
Under no circumstances do I want the airline to take risks with a flight just to keep me happy. Get me where I want to go in good health, thats all I ask. The schedule I'm trying to keep and my place in it is entirely up to me.
This flight was delayed for 8 hours. The aircraft was taken out of service and replaced by another 757. We arrived at Denver, not at 3:30 in the afternoon, but at 11:30 at night.
United put us up in a hotel in Denver. The hotel planned ahead for arrival since room service would be closed by the time we arrived and they prepared box lunches for us to eat. The shuttle bus picked us up the next morning and I was delayed from my original mission for all of 4 hours, since I arrived at work in Austin at a little after noon rather than at 8:30 in the morning. In the end it was no big deal.
But for some people, the miracle of modern commercial flight is not enough. Through this entire flight, the waiting for the flight to leave, the customer service desk in Denver, the ride from the airport to the hotel, and the shuttle bus back to the airport the next morning, I was stuck with the biggest bunch of whining crybabies I've ever seen. Though the entire experience, people where whailing and whining and carring on like this was the evacuation of Saigon and we were on the last helicopter off the roof.
While we were in line at the customer service desk in Denver waiting to be issued our hotel tickets, several people from my flight were screaming at the staff, since they were certain that the airline wasnt going to help them with a hotel.
They screamed at the shuttle bus driver in Denver because he was waiting for other passengers on the flight.
They screamed at the hotel desk because room service was over at 11:00 and it was 11:30.
They screamed again at the shuttle bus driver the next morning when we were stopped in traffic for all of 2 minutes. ( oh the horror, the horror...)
No matter how much the United staff tried to convince these people that they would get a hotel and that they were being taken care of, they could not be assuaged. They were angry and they wanted their pound of flesh. Me? I got in line, said a polite hello to the agent, announced my flight number. I promptly got my hotel ticket and a set of instructions for how to get on the shuttle bus, said a thank you to the staff in return and went merilly on my way. I was in and out in a flash, while there were atleast 30 people from my flight still screaming that what I had just accomplised could not have occured.
I slept like a baby at the hotel, knowing that had a man who I didnt know, a complete professional, who while inspecting the aircraft before the flight looked at a small spot of hydraulic fluid on the tarmac and them looked up to see it dripping down from the rear fuselage. He then called the mechanics, who removed an inspection plate on the stabilizer. What they found was a hydraulic actuator for the aircraft rudder that had sheared off completely from the hydraulic line, the break caused the fluid to fill the internal spaces of the stablizer. A small spot of which had fallen to the ground with a splat. In doing so, it managed to catch the attention of the anonymous flight crew, who could have looked the other way, but didn't.
Yet my fellow passengers chose instead to stand and argue insisting all the time that the airline was not helping them and that they had in fact stranded them mercilessly to the indiginty of sleeping at the airport. Yet, no such thing was true or even close to it. They had a hotel, the airline was paying for it, and that all had been prearrainged for their impromptu overnight stay. The hotel had also taken the extraordinary step of preparing meals in advance of our arrival. Yet it didnt matter to these people. Once you go to "angry mode", theres nothing an airline or anyone else can do to bring you back into the fold.
In my mind, the airline had perfomed very well. A problem occured, and they dealt with it honestly and with professionalism. The same could not be said of the passengers.
In my mind I can see that there are 300 familes of passengers and about 7 flight crew families who are not planning funerals this weekend. The fact that the alternative to this disaster was a small unplanned overnight stop in Denver, just doesnt measure up as something to complain about.
So I say "Thank You" to United Airlines for delaying my flight. I'm alive today because of the professionalism of your flight crews and your airline and I want to thank you for the work you and your crews and staff do on a daily basis.
I appreciate your professionalism.
UPDATE: One of my coworkers just reminded me that when we are onsite on difficult projects, we always ask each other "whos the Patroni"? Whats a "Patroni" you ask? Well, in the movie "Airport", George Kennedy plays a character named "Joe Patroni". Joe Patroni is the "go to" guy for the whole airport and airline who makes airplanes stand up and bark and basically doesnt give a damn about anything or anyone except the job at hand. Every project has a "Patroni" and since today is also Boeings Birthday, and the post is about someone who "pulled a Patroni" I figure its worth giving him a graphic at the top of the post.
Happy Birthday Boeing! And thanks for all the hard work all you "Patronis" do out there.
Posted @ July 16, 2006 10:05 AM | Current Affairs
I fly every other week.
When this stuff happens, I am amazed how the first comments made out loud determines the mood of the crowd.
The best tactic is to jump in and make positive comments out loud right away.
Posted by: red river at July 16, 2006 02:33 PM
Commercial airliners and especially their engines and control electronics are some of THE most complicated things ever created by humans.
I used to be amazed that 1, anyone could have dreamed up something as complex as a high-bipass ducted fan engine and 2, having dreamt it up, we actually managed to make it work - considering that the temperature of the burning gases in your average jet engine is higher than the melting point of the metal.... keeping the hot air away from the metal is minor engineering miracle.
There isn't anything you have to do - no meeting, no wedding, no nothing - that is worth risking death over.
Posted by: Zendo Deb at July 16, 2006 07:16 PM
Other characteristics of the whining can't delay me species -
1) trying to cram inordinate amounts of crap into overhead bins
2) putting bags in bins long way rather than head in to save space
3) Standing in front of the jetway door waiting for gate checked bags, clogging up the whole process - as if standing in front of the door makes their bag come out sooner
4) Whining about bags of pretzels - listen theres no friggin meals on this flight - says it right here on my itinerary!
5)Try to sneak on board before their row is called
6) complain about seat belts, seat backs, tray tables, leg room
7)rip pages out of the in flight magazine..........
Posted by: coggieguy at July 16, 2006 07:43 PM
"I'd much rather be inconvenienced by a delay, than dead from a bad decision. For me what matters is safety above all."
Really? So I take it then that you don't drive.
If anything, air is far too safe and we spend far too much on air safety.
Almost all adult Americans who are able to and can afford to drive automobiles -- we are comfortable with the risk entailed in doing so to the extent that we are not willing to forego the benefits of driving in order to avoid the risks.
A sensible air safety policy would set the risk/benefit ratio at a level designed to imitate the inherent risk we take when driving -- there doesn't seem to be much good reason that air travel shouldn't be as risky as driving *assuming* that there is a cost reduction from lowering safety standards.
The people who are bitching and complaining are taking on far higher risks driving everyday than from air travel, and their complaining is entirely rational.
Posted by: Brian Carnell at July 16, 2006 07:43 PM
Worse than just drive, I ride a motorcycle.
Even worse than that, I build and fly experimental aircraft, hence the name of the blog - varieze + frank = varifrank. The name goes way back, long before I had a blog or there even was an internet, but I digress.
What I was trying to say is my criteria for airlines is "safety first". For example, people ask me why I wont fly on Northwest Airlines or Jetblue, and the reason is their record on safety is pretty poor. Northwest has the oldest aircraft in the fleet and has a terrible record for maintenance. Jetblue outsources most of its maintenance to El Salvador. This might be good business for JetBlue, but it makes me twitch like closeaus boss Inspector Dreyfuss. Its much more important to me is a culture of quality be established at the company than just low prices. United has it, Southwest has it, American has it, Delta has it, but not many others do in my opinion.
Posted by: Frank Martin at July 16, 2006 08:07 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you for taking the time to write this post. I agree with you 100%! I cannot believe the terrible attitudes people display when the airline is trying to, oh, save their lives. I'm with you - safety is The. Number. One. Priority. (Or, should be.) It is the airlines' first and foremost responsibility IMHO - more than on-time arrivals, more than intact luggage, more than profits. Safety. People, you are about to put yourselves 30,000 feet in the air. If the plane is broken, you really, really, really do not want them to let you on. God bless that flight crew person who just may have saved 300 lives.
Posted by: Debbie at July 16, 2006 08:17 PM
wrt "Gotta-get-there-itis" and driving - that's probably the leading cause of death in automobiles.
-- Peeps who should wait out the storm or stop for the yellow light, or just slow the f-down, don't. And they end up dead.
And I figure every time they do, they help to prove Darwin right for them....
(btw, yahoo is still a banned e-mail addy.)
Posted by: _Jon at July 16, 2006 08:21 PM
I fly every week, twice a week. I don't scream at the ticket clerks, because 90% of the time the systemic problems are out of their hands. The other 10% I still don't, because they hold all the cards. It's kind of like arguing with cops (and since the FAA has given airline personnel a number of police powers that's the way to think of it).
That said, it's nuts when an airline knows they are going to delay / cancel the flight and don't announce it. It's even more nuts when they announce the cancellation over the PA while the message board continues to say for 2+ hours more that the flight's on-time. But, hey, I can't do anything about that. What I can do is boost tech that makes flights unnecessary, so I don't have to deal with their crap.
Posted by: SDN at July 16, 2006 08:52 PM
I don't fly all that often, but I'm just amazed at the tiny things that set people off, not just delayed flights. Not only are airlines supposed to sell cheap tickets, evidently they're supposed to do it while totally satisfying every single nutcase customer in the world.
Honestly, I think that, much like road rage, much of it is due to the inability of so many people to recognize that they are not alone in the world and it isn't set up for their personal convenience.
Posted by: JorgXMckie at July 16, 2006 09:01 PM
I get somewhat annoyed at delays. But until I find evidence that the person at the ticket counter went in and broke a hydraulic line or busted a magneto to spite me, I suppose I'll refrain from yelling at them.
Posted by: David Hardy at July 16, 2006 09:58 PM
I'm probably on the road only 120-150 days this year, but two years ago I was flying multiple times a week and gone as many as 300 days a year. Everything you said was true, and I'd only add two points:
* When amateur travelers start screaming (and in my experience it is ALWAYS amateur travelers who don't know how to deal with schedule variances), a kind word to an airline staffer may be the only thing that keeps him or her from having a 100% awful day. Kindness doesn't get you anything in a situation like that, other than the satisfaction that you're offsetting some of the shouts.
* When I'm king, there will be separate-but-equal airports for amateur travelers. ;)
Posted by: Greg Brooks at July 16, 2006 11:21 PM
My husband used to work American Airlines reservations, and he would get some of the calls from people, especially during weather-related delays. It wasn't company policy (to say the least), but he usually remarked to irate customers "It's better to be safe-and-sound on the ground than 6 feet under it." That usually would give people some pause.
Posted by: meep at July 17, 2006 01:09 AM
Hi -
I do a fair amount* of international travel (my biggest joy is when my company springs for business class for the transatlantic flights: pure joy...) and can only underscore what others have said: there is no way that yelling at someone can help you. Sure, I get pissed when something doesn't work, but I have found, invariably - invariably! - that being nice to people who have to deal with nutcakes, of smiling and making them feel like you're pleased that they are there, brings not merely enormous karmic awards, but has gotten me the nice seats (you frequent flyers know what I'm talking about).
What many amaterus don't realize is that the ONLY thing you get with your ticket is transportation from point A to point B. Everything, literally everything else is icing on the cake. Can't get seats together? Check in earlier, idiot! Can't get an window seat? Check in earlier, idiot! Can't get that extra bag of peanuts because the waitress - woops, stewardess - is busy helping parents get their 6-month old baby strapped in properly or because they're helping someone in a wheelchair? Shut up and sit down, you're gonna be in that situation someday and if you screw it up now for everyone else you're gonna regret it.
Jeez. My wife worked briefly for Austrian Airlines as a stewardess before we got married (yah!) and she thought the only thing worse was waitressing at a really cheap bar.
* Been over the Atlantic 17 times in the last 4 years...but I don't get to keep my frequent flyer miles. :-(
John
Posted by: John F. Opie at July 17, 2006 03:13 AM
I don't fly that often, but recently I've been on two flights that were delayed by over 3 hours, both times due to weather. One time we were all on the plane in the middle of a thunderstorm, and I was very happy the crew did not decide to take off. I was also pleasantly surprised at the lack of whining and screaming, at least that I could see. I think enough people had iPods and laptops and portable DVD players that they could keep themselves entertained during the wait.
Posted by: Lugo at July 17, 2006 05:55 AM
Red River,
I like that advice! I always make positive comments to the desk workers and the crew, since I figure they could use a kind word in that mess. Maybe I'll try to make my positive comments earlier, and louder.
Since my work is all on my Tablet PC with me wherever I go, a flight delay just means that I work in the airport rather than on the plane. I plan lots of slack in my travel schedulre; and I try to be as relaxed and accommodating as I can when delays happen, because life is just less stressful that way.
I want you and Frank on my next delayed flight. Maybe between the three of us, we can sway the mood.
Posted by: Martin L Shoemaker at July 17, 2006 08:03 AM
Thanks.
I work for a major airline. When I tell people that, I sometimes get asked: 'In a public-contact job?'
'No. In a make-sure-they-get-there-alive' job.
Posted by: F451 at July 17, 2006 08:50 AM
Frank, what you say about get-there-itis may be true in piston GA, but when you look at the airlines it's more like cut-costs-itis. Flight crews seem to be doing a pretty good job but maintenance (one of the first things to get cut when cash gets tight) is the more proximate cause of a lot of what we've seen in the US in the past 10-15 years.
Posted by: The Snob at July 17, 2006 01:34 PM
I fly fairly often and I've had my share of airline delays, rerouting, and canceled flights. What upsets me the most though is the lying and and not being honest. The airlines will seldom ever tell you why your being delayed, and at times it is a bussiness decision rather than a safety issue. They are seldom upfront about the real reasons for the delay or how long they really expect the delay to be. Just once I would like the folks at the counter announce "there is going to be a minimum 15 minute delay on flight xxx but It probably will be at least a 3 hour delay. I don't feel too bad about the way the folks at United were treated, they tend more so than most airlines to treat their passangers pretty crappy.
Posted by: Liberty at July 17, 2006 01:44 PM
Well,
You obviously don't realise that, like all "successful" big corporations, the airlines are gleefully contemptuous of us, their customers.
Posted by: DWPittelli at July 17, 2006 03:47 PM
Next time, try logic.
Posted by: Question Guy at July 17, 2006 04:06 PM
"The people who are bitching and complaining are taking on far higher risks driving everyday than from air travel, and their complaining is entirely rational."
I would encourage this person to consider that driving on the Interstate won't take out 300 people in one shot if a minor mechanical mishap occurs.
Yeesh...
Posted by: JD at July 17, 2006 05:20 PM
Thanks for your article, and your kind words, Frank. I'm an airline pilot, and I see the kind of whining and kicking and screaming you're talking about, any time things don't go exactly according to plan.
A few years back, my airline took over a route that was previously served by another airline. That night, fog had brought clouds nearly down to the surface, and visibility was down to about 1/8th of a mile -- way under what we'd need to land. I went to the gate to make the announcement myself, explaining to the folks that we'd watch it for a bit, but it's unlikely that the fog's going to lift before morning at this airport that's situated in a valley.
Within seconds, a passenger comes storming up to me, and begins *SCREAMING* at me. "This is $@!*(& RIDICULOUS! I take this flight all the time, and [the other airline] would never have stranded me here! You just don't know how to do the approach into that airport -- you just have to go *lower*, like they do."
I was a little stunned. This guy was so red in the face, I thought we were going to have to call the airport police -- he really looked like he was going to blow.
I simply replied, "Sir, two things: First, I've been doing this for fifteen years; I know how to fly an approach safely and correctly. The reason we don't go lower is because there's a MOUNTAIN in the way.
I then lowered my voice, as I saw no need to alarm the rest of the passengers. "Aecond, [that other airline] crashed an airplane into the sea less than a month ago. I appreciate that you want to get there, and so do I, but I'm not going to unnecessarily risk my life, or the lives of the rest of the people on this plane. Understood?"
He went and sat down, and fumed until we finally took off. Just amazing.
Posted by: CA1900 at July 18, 2006 05:25 AM
Plane crashes are extremely rare. Even if you fly frequently, it's very unlikely that you'll die in a plane crash. If trading a one-in-a-million chance of dying for a one-in-one-hundred-thousand chance of dying is going to get me where I need to go a few hours earlier, I think that's a pretty good deal. Safety is not an absolute good.
I'm usually sympathetic to the screamers. I'm pretty calm myself, but airline service is often really terrible. I think those people deserve to get yelled at.
Posted by: FXKLM at July 19, 2006 02:00 PM
Over the last 6 years I have made numerous flights. In two of those years, it was for 35-45 weeks a year. I can't agree with you more. Delays are a problem but I would much rather get there late than get there dead.
BTW. I knew Denny Fitch, the training pilot who help to land the plane through our Marriage Encounter group. He was lucky and lived. I listened to his story of the flight after he got better and realized the amount of effort our flight crews have to make every day when they go up with a load of passengers. If there is ever a delay, I would much rather end up on the late and safe side rather than being one of those to witness a plane crash firsthand.
Posted by: nedludd at July 20, 2006 07:35 PM



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