A Peacetime Question Asked in Wartime

Imagine you’re hiking in the high desert of the eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains. It’s twilight, and you’re heading back towards camp. You hear a high-pitched mechanical whine out on the horizon, so you look up from the trail to see what it might be and you see “something”.

Something that is absolutely astounding.

You are an aviation enthusiast. You are intimate with most of the current technology in aviation, but you have never seen anything quite like this before. In fact, no one has.

You know what it is, but more importantly, you also know what it means.

You also know that you probably shouldn’t be seeing what you are seeing. It’s an accident of placement for you and this “thing”; a pilot simply avoiding the weather and making a turn he probably shouldn’t have made that put you in a position to see what you probably shouldn’t be seeing. History has often changed because of such accidents.

This is the very latest in aviation technology. You also know that if you didn’t actually see it yourself, you would never believe anyone who tried to tell you about what you looking at. You know just by looking at it, that this is very, very significant, and potentially very deadly to our enemies.

It’s ours. It’s a product of our nations military industrial complex. The existence of this technology or even the general knowledge of it can tip the scales in any war for the next ten years.

Your taxes paid for it; your neighbor’s kids might end up flying it. Your government approved it.

So the "peacetime question asked in wartime" is this:

Why would you ever tell anyone what you saw?

Be careful with your answer, it reveals more than you realize.

UPDATE: Yeah, theres more to this and I'll be getting to it next. No, I'm not hinting that my vacation was even more fun that it was.

Posted @ August 24, 2006 05:27 PM | Current Affairs

Comments

You say a quiet "Thank You" to no one in particular as you strain to catch the last glimpse of something so unique, you may never see it again in your lifetime. You then follow it with a very real prayer that such a creation be used only as needed by the wisest of decision makers to control a threat more palpable than an aspirin factory.
Don't really care what that says about my own little utopian vision.

Posted by: Brian at August 24, 2006 07:56 PM

Old Tom Clancy thing, I think the Admiral Greer character said this: "The number of people who know about a secret is the square of the number of people who have been told about that secret."

Your granddad survived Big Mistake Number Two on the concept of "Loose Lips Sink Ships." It is Ancient Naval Wisdom that holds true to this day.

I keep my trap shut.

Posted by: JD at August 24, 2006 10:02 PM

1962.
One Francis G. Powers is shot down in a "spyplane" over the U.S.S.R..
When we find out the aircraft is mid-50's technology, my wise Father asks, "if the U-2 is that old, what do we have NOW?"

In 1969 I saw photos of the YF-12.
My old man's question ran through my head.

Aviation Week and Space Technology is a wonderful resource. Pumpkin seed shaped aircraft that make a weird noise, leave smoke ring contrails, and are gone so fast that you cannot see them are being reported.
If I ever saw one, I'd have to modify the old question:
"So what ELSE do we have now?"
In today's environment, with too many idiots aiding and abetting the enemy, I'd smile, then keep the information to myself.

Posted by: Greybeard at August 24, 2006 11:13 PM

Mr. Martin, thank you for slyly revealing that the 21st century's greatest disappointment is about to end. Finally, we are all going to get the flying cars we've been promised all these years! The secret NTHSA testing program has been exposed, however inadvertently.

Posted by: Seppo at August 25, 2006 06:19 AM

Depending on what I saw I'd share it. It's one of those "wow I'm excited, must tell someone now" Of course, if I saw something that off the charts then who'll believe me anyway?

Posted by: Luke at August 25, 2006 10:26 AM

Me, I'm with Greybeard. When I heard that the SR-71 was being retired because satellites could do the job, I kept thinking that there had to be a new plane, because someone would always want pictures "NOW!". And, watching Futureweapons, I wonder the same thing: "What ELSE do they have, that we aren't seeing?"

Pumpking seed shaped, eh? Lifting body, maybe blended wing body?

Oh, in answer to the question, speculate to myself, maybe tell a couple of friends in the aerospace industry who understand the ramifications.

Posted by: leelu at August 25, 2006 10:30 AM

"damn, I gotta keep the camera ready"

Without pictures, you are just telling a UFO tale.
With pictures, you are 'proving' UFO's exist.


Posted by: marvin at August 25, 2006 11:44 AM

Marvin:
I'm convinced UFOs exist. But I'm not about to say that *all* UFOs* *must* be of extraterrestrial origin. Or any of 'em for that matter. It boils down to "I saw a flying object, and I don't know what it is." Which speaks to my ignorance, not to what the object might be.

Camera would have been good in this hypothetical situation. The folks at Boeing could discuss it more intelligently, and yeah, I'd look less like someone making up an interesting story.

Posted by: leelu at August 26, 2006 10:48 AM

> Why would you ever tell anyone what you saw?

Because you're the friggin' New York Times and any opportunity to rat on the USA is a Real Good Idea in your vile mindset?

> 1962.
One Francis G. Powers is shot down in a "spyplane" over the U.S.S.R.. When we find out the aircraft is mid-50's technology, my wise Father asks, "if the U-2 is that old, what do we have NOW?"

Actually, Robert Heinlein made a point of mentioning this (in an essay in "Expanded Universe) -- he was in the USSR travelling at the time -- They had whole sections of the aircraft. He pointed out the likelihood of that happening if it was shot down from 100,000 feet as claimed. He offered the idea that it was actually subject to some mechanical problems which caused Powers to have to abruptly "de-plane" and then augured in in one piece.

Posted by: Grepa at August 26, 2006 08:59 PM

I live in San Antonio, so there IS someone I could tell...I'd drive down to my neighborhood AF Base and ask the good folks in the security office to debrief me. This way, the pilot might eventually be reminded to stay over the stinking range, and not buzz national parks and such!

Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at August 31, 2006 08:02 PM

Speaking of buzzing national parks, I was on a boat on Lake Powell near the UT-AZ border a few years ago and heard a noise. Looked up and saw a B-52 with bomb bay doors open approaching about 250 feet above the water. I figure they were at the tail end of a practice nuke run: approach low, open bay doors and then pop up and drop the BIG ONE. It was a strange sight, to say the least.

Posted by: Scott at September 3, 2006 08:06 PM