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Reasons to vote for Republicans
- To watch Keith Olbermans head explode like an overripe pumpkin on live TV.
- To watch Pollsters have to explain why they got it so wrong – again.
- To kick the Democrats while they are down. After 6 years of breathless accusations, after 6 years of Democrats doing everything in their power to endanger the United States from subverting the CIA to giving the New York Times classified information, they deserve a good kick.
- Because after 2 years of being dragged through the mud over the Plame affair, which the press and the democrats would not shut the hell up about, Karl Rove deserves a victory just to give them the finger.
- Because its time to update the “Dewey Defeats Truman” photo with something more modern, like Bush holding a NY Times from cover that says “DEMOCRATS SWEEP CONGRESS”, only they don’t. Priceless.
- Because Charlie Rangel promises to leave if the Democrats don’t take the house. If we can get him to take Murtha, Pelosi, McDermitt and Hastings with him, I’d personally help him pack and I’d pay for the moving van.
- Because I have really enjoyed not listening to Robert Byrd for the last 4 years and if the Democrats get the Senate, I will have to listen to him tell us AGAIN all about how the South looked before the invention of the cotton gin.
- Because the day after the election, Media will have to talk about something else instead of the Republican victory. Given that the economy is good and a Republican victory will make it clear that America is in the war for the long haul and thus nightly body count reports for Iraq will become irrelevant, it should make every news broadcast about 10 minutes in length which in my mind, is about the right length.
- Because I can't get enough of Carville and Begala shaking their head from side to side wondered ‘what the hell happened’ on CNN. I need to see it one more time.
- Just to listen the twisted reptilian logic that will try to spin the Republican victory into a win for Democrats. I just love trying to follow that sort of thing, its like reading Stereo cabinet instructions from IKEA.
- Because I’m tired of “October Surprises” and I don’t want to do anything that makes the hired campaign staffs think that they work.
Posted @ October 26, 2006 03:35 PM | Current Affairs
Unfortunately all we'll get is more "stolen election" nonsense plastered across the headlines from the talking heads. As in 2004 there will never be an admission of being wrong, just vague accusations of how the other side suppressed the vote or rigged a machine or otherwise somehow cheated. And the news reports will probably be longer than ever.
Posted by: Paul T at October 26, 2006 05:10 PM
If they do lose, prepare to suffer another two years of "The eeevil Republicans stole the election(s)" again. Because you know, 'only Republicans comit voter fraud'. Before it was 'hanging chads', now its going to be Diebold. They've been setting it up nicely.
Step 1 - pull some poll results out of your ass
Step 2 - go on about how unsecure Diebold voting machines are, like every other voting method isn't compromisable in some way (by either side)
Step 3 - when your magic poll numbers don't happen, PROFIT!
Posted by: GyorgLyquor at October 27, 2006 11:04 PM
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