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Rip Van Winkle

Anyone drivng north on Highway 101 into San Francisco today around 5:00PM? Anyone notice over by Candelstick,er,um what is it now, oh yeah, "Monster" park a big fella on the side of the road rolling around in the dirt in his best business casual trying to fixing a flat tire?

Hey, well thanks for stopping and offering to help me out you jackasses.

So what did I miss while I was out?
Stock market at all time high -
Gas prices falling through the floor -
Technology stocks on the rise -
And a "Sex Scandal" in Washington D.C.

Damn! I must've hit my head and woke up in 1998!

I sure hope I didnt throw out all that Pets.com stock, nows my chance to cash in before it goes south in a year.

Posted @ October 03, 2006 11:20 PM | Current Affairs