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Press discovers shocking news regarding associate of church leader

"I did not have sex with him." Said cult follower Mary Magdalene in response to new questions about her relationship with the cult leader.

The Whole.Shocking.Story... can be found here.

Just imagine the press of today covering the "Nazarene Carpenter and his crazed group of followers". I half expect some days to wake up to breathless headlines that say "Our Church pews are filled with sinners! - says leading church cleric" as if that somehow refutes the core ethos of Christianity.

Posted @ November 03, 2006 01:26 PM | Current Affairs