Varifrank: I wish he would just die already

I wish he would just die already

There are times when I'm convinced that Fidel Castro is just fine, and is simply trying to push his Google ranking up with false reports of his death. He's just sitting somewhere on a beach with a laptop saying "Raul watch this, my blog will jump right to the top of Technorati in about 10 seconds, all I gotta do is say that 'Castro is getting ill' and poof! right up to the top..."

Just put a pillow over his face and count to 1000 very slowly, ok Raul? It's not like you dont know how. What? You think Gil Grissom and the team from CSI is gonna come investigate this? Are you kidding me? Come on man, you know you want to.

I dont want to see any more whispered reports of "Castros pending death" until I start to see reports of where Jimmy Carter is going to stand in the funeral procession.

Fidel dying after a long painful and dehabilitating illness is apt justice in my opinion, but live or die, Cuba will still be ruled by a Castro. Its just that for about 10 years, we have to watch "Fidel the lesser' run around pretending to be real deal.

Cuba Libre, folks. And let's just leave it at that.

Posted @ January 15, 2007 10:11 PM | Current Affairs