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Kerry "cuts and runs"

Citing the nations continuing prejudice and bigotry against soulless, spineless political automotons; John Kerry ended the dreams of right wing bloggers and comedy writers everywhere by quitting the dream of running in a race that already had him polling lower that Dennis Kucinich.

"I just had to face up to the fact that really do suck like an electrolux, and theres no amount of money from Theresa thats going to change that fact" said the man that Jonah Goldberg once described as "The Human Toothache".

Oh I could go on like this all day...

Posted @ January 24, 2007 12:48 PM | Category 2