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Rudy, Dont fail

I'm just telling you now so as to rapidly 'cut to the chase' on the endless sillyness that surrounds the blogosphere on "who supports who", I'm for Rudy.

The man who broke the back of the mafia, the man who cleaned up 42nd street, the only candidate at ground zero on 9/11. He's an inspiration, He's upbeat and he's all smiles. He's a happy guy. The rest of the candidates are like 'proctologists on parade'.

Edwards? - Kerry, without all the natural advantages that come from years of Swiss schooling, a French accent and a beret.

Obama? - Replaces the word 'gossamer' in the english language as metaphor for 'lightweight'.

Hillary? - Oy, there isnt a man in the western hemisphere who doesnt involuntarily cross his legs when she appears on TV. She'll be out by super Tuesday... Chorus of 'where's bill' grows everyday and goes unanswered. The first time he shows up on the hustings, her campaign ends within 14 days.

Biden? - 'Bidencide': The inability to shut the hell up when talking about any subject, causing all in earshot to seek relief by slitting their wrists involuntarily.

Romney? - Theres a guy like him in every class I ever taught. Shows up on time, dresses nice, does his work and does it well, doesnt distract from the material being taught and often helps the other students in his free time. I always find myself wondering "what's wrong with his guy?, why can't he just be, you know, normal? Whys he got to throw off the curve for everyone else"? When you see someone without obvious flaws, it just makes you suspicious of deeper, more dangerous flaws. For example, axe murdering homocidal maniacs are always described (after the fact ) as "quiet and nice,always said hello but kept to himself didnt bother anyone".

Keep an eye on this guy, he's up to something I just know it.

McCain? - The family great uncle, who everyone dreads being sat next to at thanksgiving dinner, because for the entire dinner you will get to hear about his most recent bowel surgery, even if you heard about it last year, you get to hear about it again, in between the yams and the stuffing, you get to hear in great detail about the pain and indignity of having a bowel resection and how colostomy bag technology has really come along since they gave him his version (just look...)

President Giuliani - its just got a nice ring to it.

Roger is for him too, which just about wraps it up for 2008. Why even hold an election?

(Yeah, its a 'clash' song for the 80's and I've dated myself again...)

Posted @ February 05, 2007 12:23 PM | Current Affairs

Posted by: TBinSTL at February 7, 2007 02:20 AM