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Congress escalates tensions in middle east

In a clandestine effort to help destabilize the middle east, Congress will begin the execution of "Operation Moonbat" next week. More details here.

At appears that the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will be leading a crack team of Congressional Crackpots to Lebanon and various capitals of the middle east next week.

The list of crackpots includes:

Democrat Keith Ellison. Congressman from Minnesota- US 's first Muslim congressman.

Democrat Nick Rahall. Congressman from West Virginia, is of Lebanese descent

Democrat Tom Lantos. Congressman from California who is Jewish is chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee

Democrat Henry Waxman. Congressman from California who is also Jewish.

Republican David Hobson. Congressman from Ohio.

Hmmm. Let's see...

Keith Ellison. Middle East Venue. Access to camera time.
Henry Waxman. Middle East Venue. Access to camera time.
Nancy Pelosi. Middle East Venue. Access to camera time.

Oh yes I'm sure that we will hear a great lincolnesque speech on the virtues of America along the lines of 'look what I, a poor muslim child in the wastelands of racist christian Minnesota managed to accomplish, America is truly a great country' from Mr. Ellison next week. Yes, I'm absolutely sure that will happen...

Congressman Rahall was active last summer in trying to end the war between Hezbollah & Israel. And how did he do that you say? well by attacking Israel naturally! He came out against a "bipartisan congressional resolution" in July 2006 supporting Israel during the Hezbollah War. During the war he wrote a letter to President George W. Bush calling on him to tell Prime Minister Ehud Olmert "that enough is enough. It is time for the disproportionate use of violence to end and for negotiations to begin." No word on whether or not an equivalent letter was sent by Congressman Rahall to Assad and to Hezbollah asking them to stop shelling civilians in Northern Israel.

"What did you do in the war daddee"?

"No daddee, I didnt mean did you sprain your hand writing the letter, I meant did you sprain you hand patting yourself on the back?

Lantos? Well I like Lantos, so he gets a pass this time.

Henry Waxman? Haven't we tortured those poor people over there enough? Is this the real "shock and awe" weve all heard so much about? The Shock of Nancys lack of logic and the Awe of Waxmans idiocy? You couldn't do more damange to those folks if you strapped him to the hard point of a B-52 and...

Say, come to think of it, thats not a bad idea...

I have no idea who this joker from Ohio is, but unless hes going to take notes at the first annual "Beruit Festival of America bashing" that will surely result, then its a waste of my time.

You think this Congressional comittee will stop by the former Marine barracks for any sort of photo op?

Now remember kids, "politics ends at the waters edge".

Posted @ March 30, 2007 08:11 AM | Current Affairs