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Top 10 worst public speaking ideas for infamous personalities

Somewhere on this list belongs the literally insane idea of a genocidal antisemitic hellhound coming to of all places, New York City and somwhere just before that is the idea that a genocidal antisemitic hellhound should receive an invitation to speak at an institution like Columbia University.

Here goes:

10. John Wayne Gacy visits 'boys town'.

9. Jeffery Dalhmer giving a speech at the Culinary Institute of America.

8. Ted Bundy appearing at a fund raiser for WEAVE.

7. Dan Rather signing books at an 'Accuracy In Media' event.

6. David Duke being extended and accepting a professorship at Tuskeegee.

5. Noam Chomsky as Guest Celebrity Conductor at the Annual Boston Pops July 4th "John Phillip Souza-pallooza" weekend.

4. Paris Hilton and Laura Schlessinger on a "reality show road trip" to - Salt Lake City by way of Las Vegas.

3. O.J Simpson doing a commercial for Marriage Encounter Weekends.

2. Larry Flynt at Disneyland, waiting in line at "its a small world" directly in line behind Andrea Dworkin.

1. J.Z. Knight at a CSICOP conference

If the man who shall not be named wants to come to the US, have him to come to Los Angeles. I can find more than a few of his former countrymen who live there today, in peace and freedom. Those who have escaped his nightmare of Islamic Revolution who would be more than happy to give him a reception he would not soon forget.

One also wonders why he isnt going to visit The Carter Center in Georgia. It would seem to me that the former President and the man who now leads the movement that held Americans as hostages against all standards of international law and decorum would have a great deal to talk about together.

Posted @ September 21, 2007 03:52 PM | Current Affairs

Comments

I hope he is invited to visit ground zero along with the Columbia Pres. (he above all, needs reminding). Maybe watch a few of the vids, joke around with a few of his buds while tossing down a couple of virgins. I'll never think of my Columbia gear the same way again.

Posted by: Blogengeezer at September 21, 2007 09:05 PM

Oh come on, lighten up. Columbia has a right to invite whatever distinguished statesmen they want to. After all, you remember how it seemed like every other season or so they would have PW Botha and FW DeKlerk stopping by to chat with the students, and they constantly badgered Pinochet to get out of the old villa and come check out the swinging city? Right?

Posted by: Sparky at September 22, 2007 06:12 PM

Sounds like Lee Bollinger used the old, tried and true NYC style, 'Bait and Switch', on Ahmanutjob. Those NYers are a tricky bunch. They learned it by being very 'diversified', much more so than 'Persia'. Ahma even said, in the headlines no less, that there are no 'Gender Challenged' individuals in Iran. what in the world happened to them?

Posted by: Blogengeezer at September 25, 2007 08:40 AM