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You know what his problem is, dontcha?

From the Daily Mail:

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"...The ex-newspaper editor took great delight in making fun of President Bush for falling off a Segway - the two-wheeled, motorised, gyroscopically balanced scooter that, its makers promise, will never fall over. However, he was bitten by karma and suffered the same fate as Bush..."

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You know what his problem is dont you? Yes you do! Why, he's a toe-tapper!

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"...He broke three ribs after falling off the Segway at 12mph in California - just three days before he was due to make his biggest TV appearance to date, as a judge on the grand final of reality show America's Got Talent...."

In my experience, men who fall down in public are only looking for one thing...

A judge on a talent show? Suspiciously laying about in suggestive poses in public? He's a "toe-tapper", I'm telling ya, I got a aguy who called a guy who asked a guy and they all confirm. toes have been tapped...

Mark Levin probably thinks this guy is a "toe-tapper" too...

Posted @ September 03, 2007 04:00 PM | Current Affairs

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Posted by: Vittle at September 6, 2007 07:44 PM