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Cringeing in the face of the one eyed god, while I face my personal demons.

must....work....to....fight....the....urge...to....talk...politics
....must....not.....give....in.....must.....not....turn...on...cable
....news.....

Oh look! Its Susan Estrich....

NO.... turn the channel back to "Voyage to the bottom of the Sea" on American Life Network. Quick before that voice gets in your head, yeah i know she looks like Janice, lead singer in "Dr Teeth and the Electic Mayhem" on The Muppet show, but NO, STOP... must stop...must stop now....do not talk about politics...must not pay...attention...

Whew, commercial break!

safe...for....now....cant...hold....out...much...longer....If "Senator Inevitable" isnt actually inveitable, then what is she? She's Roger Clinton with even less talent, a bad haircut and a lime green pant suit, thats what she is.

DAMN. concentrate, concentrate man Dont read the ticker, stay off Drudge!

Oh Look, its Richard Basehart.

Must fight it, must fight urge...President Huckabee today went to Salt Lake City on a fact finding. ohohoaaaheheheheehehe, oh stop come on, youre killing me......fight it man, fight it. Drink something, take a cold shower, go for a walk...

Oh look, "Time Tunnel" is on, look at that, spacemen in aluminum suits, sure thats scarry, yessss. I can break this, I can quit anytime, you wait and see. That's right. all the way through to November, not a peep outta me. You wont find me pining for Kerry, nosirree...

OH....MY....GOD...my first commercial advertisment right here in my state! Oh nooo, they pushed the primary up to Feburary. The bastards. Those cruel, inhuman bastards! 30 days in mid winter with nothing but wall to wall political ads. I have to look at these frikkin, side show freaks for 30 non-stop dark and wet outside so you cant even look the other way days. You maniacs, you maniacs, you blew it all to hell! Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! This isnt a Hospital, its an Insane Asylum nooooooooooooooo! Hospital? Insane Asylum? That's not Charlton Heston, thats Sally Kellerman in MASH. oh, no... I cant even keep the voices in my head straight anymore.

Huckabee...hucKAabee...huckaBEE...HUckabEE...HUCKABEE!!!...Fred J Muggs, er, uh, Fred C. Dobbs, er, Fred "Russians dont take a dump without a plan" THOMPSON...oh my god someone named friggin FRED is running for President! How can that be? this is some sort of weird parallel universe, someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly while hunting dinosaurs, this proves it!!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING......

Whoa, gotta get hold of myself. I got to get this monkey off my back, gotta to get to,to,to Oh look "Lost in Space" is on, oh good. Wow who's idea was it to let Dr. Smith near Will? Doesnt anyone besides me think that is a really bad idea? Are the Robinsons the worst parents in history? Did they volunteer to get sent into space or were they "volunteered", you know Ive always wondered about that because I mean really, who takes your family into space in velvet, velour one piece suits?.....horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends,horsehead bookends...

Oh look, its Obama.

aiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!!! Spiders. Spiders everwhere! Madness...

Posted @ January 03, 2008 07:17 PM | Current Affairs

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