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A thought about frontier moms.

Xerxes: You Greeks take pride in your logic. I suggest you employ it. Consider the beautiful land you so vigorously defend. Picture it reduced to ash at my whim! Consider the fate of your women!
Spartan King Leonidas: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen.

You know, my grandmother Agnes had 5 children, she was a nice lady but if you crossed her you could likely walk away with one less appendage for your efforts. My other Grandmother Myrtle, she had 5 kids and I dont think theres ever been a meaner, nastier lady on the planet since Livia, the wife of Augustus. She would never hurt you personally, she would never sully herself with the actual act, but she knew people who would do it for a price. She was always nice to me, but I think she thought I was slow and harmless. My aunt Bobbie had 5 kids, and she ran car dismantling business in Blythe California. Blythe, for those of you from out of state is where the Devil holds spring training for Hell.

My mom had 4 kids and I dare you to cross her or say the wrong thing about one of her kids if you are within arms reach. My advice if you do is this; dont get up from the floor when she knocks you down, just play dead.Its better to play dead than to be dead, ok?

I dont know how they do things "back east", but my own experience with western frontier women who raise kids and know how to shoot things is - dont underestimate them and do not think that they are sickly little stick figure victims that are prone to getting a case of the vapors if it gets a little hot.

Posted @ September 05, 2008 04:06 PM | Current Affairs

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