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Geraghty Provdies the Inspiration - You supply the caption

Jim Geraghty provides the inspiration.

Caption 1: "I simply can't understand your tax plan Senator Obama and I work for H&R Block!"

Caption 2: "Democrats - This man is your ENEMY!"

Caption 3: "Senator, the government says its was ok to make 250,000 dollars a year but when I accidentally made 251,000 dollars last year, they took it all away from me. Now I have had to lay off my employees. Senator Obama, what do I tell them when they ask me what happened to their lives? "

Caption 4: "Can you please not say "spread the wealth" because when you do, it makes me feel icky inside."

Caption 5: "Senator Dodd, can I get the same mortgage that you got?"

Caption 6: "Senator Obama, I bought a house I could afford in a place I could afford to live. I put 20% down and pay my mortgage payments early. I try live within my means. I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and have two lovely kids. I pay my taxes, serve on the school board and support the Boy Scouts of America. I own a rifle, two shotguns and a pistol. I also own a truck and a jeep as well as a Harley Davidson. I believe this is the greatest country on earth and I have faith that the future will be better than the past. Senator, what does all this make me in your eyes? "

Caption 7: "Senator Obama, if your party wont trust me with a 401k, why should we trust your party with the US Treasury?"

Caption 8: "No sir, I aint never been to Europe. My Daddy went there through, back in 1944. He came back, but alot of friends of his are still there, at a place called Colleville-sur-Mer. Oh I'm sorry Senator, you were saying something about how I needed to pump up my truck tires to save the planet, right?"

Caption 9: "So If I understand your position Senator Obama, all the problems you see out there in the world can be solved if only I willingly give up more of the money it will be spent more wisely by the government, correct? Really? "

Caption 10: "Thank you for meeting me face to face without preconditions, Senator Obama"

Posted @ October 16, 2008 10:59 AM | Current Affairs

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